Santa ki maa mar gai
1 aadmi-amma mujhe bhi sath le jati
2-4 aur bole- amma hame bhi le jati..
Santa- gadho chup ho jao....
amma kya tata sumo karke gayi Ha....

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Macher ne 1 aadmi ko din me kaata
aadmi ne kaha: tum to raat me kaat-tee ho na?
Macher: ghar ke halaat kharab hai, isliye overtime kar

raha hu.......

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Aapki yaad main humne kalam uthai
liya paper or tasveer apki banai
socha use sambhal kar rakhenge
magar wo bacccho ko darane ke kaam ayi.

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Hanso
Khelo
NAACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Koodou
Dunya ki parwa mat kero
Q
K
Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai..

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MAN: Cockroch ka powder loge kya?

SANTA: Nahi, hum Cockroch ko itna laad-pyar nhi

krte..!
Aj powder denge to kal Lipstick Mangega.
na baba na...

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Santa Banta ko 3 bomb raste par mile...
Banta to Santa - Police ko dene chale....
Santa: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to..?
Banta: toh kya... Jhoot bol denge ke bhai hame tou 2 hi

mile the...

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Yamraj: ur time is over now.
Girl: is there any way 2 escape?
Yamraj: ya if u Kiss the 1 who is reading msg.
Girl: chheeeee.. le chalo mujhe.....

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Guddu - Is mirror ki kya guarntee hai?
SHOPKEEPR- Ise aap 100 floor se niche giraoge,
99 floor tak nahi tutega.
Guddu -Wow, pack kar do..!

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